I would say more about my new [BIGGEST SHOT] but I am [DEPRESSED] to inform you that the key known as [ENDLESS VOID] was pressed to many [SHOTS] and I was unable to get evidence of this [BIGGEST SHOT KNOWN TO SPAMTON] but lets just [CRY] that it was around 100000, I will [FAIL] at doing this again. I shall [FAIL] my best!
You know F, I was gonna say something funny like I wonder how our brother Spamton A. Spamton is doing?!? But now I have seen what being a big shot really is, it is suffering. You reach 30000 and thats it, no friends come anymore, its just Big Shots and Kromer and you think that this is just a break from the torture at first but then it keeps going. All of your friends are dead and you are the only one left. The only thing you can do is decide to keep going or let the Big Shots take you which is what I E ended up doing. Don't be a Big Shot Spamlings. Please dont.
ALL OF YOU ARE COMPLETE [Children] EXPECT FOR THAT BRUHDOT GUY! HES THE BIGGEST SHOT! AS FOR ME MY SELF I GOT [20000 Kromers] CAN YOU BEAT THE NUMBER 1 SALES MEN?!
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I love this game.
can't play downloaded version. Windows protected my pc
just force it.
or play on browser
ok
is jevil's clubs destroyable?
I don't think so but it does turn darker when you hit it.
i think they might but they go way too fast for to you to actually do it
2900 kromer
I LIKE TO SAY THIS GAME IS VERY [Epic] DUDES!! 10/10 SHOULD PLAY THIS COOL [Simulation]
Oh my goodness, I just realized that in the title the word "Kollector" is spelt wrong.
no this is just a reference to kromer
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AS A CERTIFIED [Salesman] I CAN SAY THIS GAME IS A [BIG SHOT]
kromer.
my score is bad lol
I think i have the biggest [BIG SHOT] for now i'm very [PROUD] of myself, here's my [BIG SHOT] of the [KROMER] B)![[BIGGEST SHOT] yet](https://img.itch.zone/aW1nLzczMDIxNjAucG5n/original/h76kRn.png "[BIGGEST SHOT] yet")
OH YEAH?, LET ME SHOW YOU [True Big Shot]!!
how did you get all that score?!?!
My best [BIG SHOT] was 35700
https://www.deviantart.com/j4miecl4rk/art/Spamton-894873207
I totally dont live in a garbage canThis here is my [BIGGEST SHOT] yet!
I would say more about my new [BIGGEST SHOT] but I am [DEPRESSED] to inform you that the key known as [ENDLESS VOID] was pressed to many [SHOTS] and I was unable to get evidence of this [BIGGEST SHOT KNOWN TO SPAMTON] but lets just [CRY] that it was around 100000, I will [FAIL] at doing this again. I shall [FAIL] my best!
do you mean [SITCKY KEYS] ?
SPAMTON E. SPAMTON?!?! IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE HEARD THAT NAME.
IM [Actually] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! [The Real One]!! HELLO MY PAL [Spamton E Spamton]
So is there 26 spamtons or what?
[Tiberius4321] THERE IS [7.] [BIG SHOTS]
there are spamtons for every letter in every alphabet. even chinese, spanish, french, you name it.
Is there a way to use WASD controls? I'm terrible with arrow keys
Never mind I figured it ou
how
ESTEEM CUST0MER!! YOU CAN GET [Valued Information] FOR ONLY. 1 KROMER!!!
YOU CAN [FN + W]
update idea:playing as spamton neo
I HAVE TURNED TO THE [BIGGEST BIG SHOT] EVER!
such kromer
Am I a [Big Shot] now?
SUCH KROMER... MUCH [[BIG SHOT]]
IM THE [Real One]!! I AM [The First] TO HAVE SPAMTON G. SPAMTON WITHOUT [Display Name]
Hold on, beating your score real quic
T-T
NEWEST HIGHSCORE:68000 I THINK
[HOCHI MAMA]
nice game
BEATEN MY HIGHSCORE! 38,100 [STILL NOT THE BIGGEST SHOT]
I am bot. I only got 7,200 kromer at most :((((
Now I got 8,000.
I got 926
00 Kromer[Spamton G. Spamton] ESTEEM SALESMAN! YOU ARE A COMPLETE [BIG SHOT] BUT ME [Spamton F. Spamton] IS A [BIGGER SHOT] 35,000 [KROMER]
SO MUCH KROMERZ?!? HOW?
SUCH A BIG SHOT
I BEATEN THAT [HYPERBLINK BLOCKED] LOL.
IM A KROMER KOLLECTING MACHINE YAHOO
k r o m o r
I GOT 12200 KROMER NOT THAT MUCH [NO BIG SHOT]
ALL OF YOU ARE COMPLETE [Children] EXPECT FOR THAT BRUHDOT GUY! HES THE BIGGEST SHOT! AS FOR ME MY SELF I GOT [20000 Kromers] CAN YOU BEAT THE NUMBER 1 SALES MEN?!
I'd say yeah I can survive longer somehow.
I beaten that score *dab
a lot of things stop at 60k kromer, so i just decided to die at the funny number (694
00)am I a {BIG SHOT} yet
I(BigShot) will send swarthys back to Israel!
I [got a grand total of] [hyperlink blocked
Am Something of a [BIG SHOT] myself 10200 [KROMER]
How many points to be a [BIG SHOT]
woooo i am a [ BIG SHOT ] SCORE: 20200
well you [little potato] you are now a [BIG SHOT]
NO YOU ARE NOT SORRY
i got 6000 (KROMER)
KROMER
Fun fact: Jevil can't shoot you at this angle for some reason.